Highway Don’t Care - Tim McGraw feat. Taylor Swift 

teamfubar:

ursorum:

ursorum:

i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed

thanks dad

APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”

THANKS

DADDY

well at least he’s caring

(via rickisugarandspice)

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

(via cowgirltough00)