May 2012
April 2012
[[MORE]]sweet. weekend i’ve been looking forward to for a year now is ruined. glad to know that you’ll choose your boyfriend of 2 weeks over your best friend of 7 years.
is this real life?
pickup lines for old people
old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up
it makes me so uncomfortable when people wink at me
a bunch of my patients winked at me today.
my last day of class … ever … tomorrow. woah.
my mom gave me permission to read the hunger games and not re-write my final technology in literature paper. soooo, that’s what i’ll be doing.
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Me: Mom, Jake Owen is engaged :(
Mom: Jeeze, they're all giving up on you....Blake Shelton....John Krasinski....